BEWARE and WARNING!
This Heddels article is different from all other Heddels articles, for YOU and YOU ALONE are in charge of what happens.
There are dangers, choices, adventures, and consequences–all based on your decisions! You will be required to use all of your cunning wit and keen intelligence to make it through to the end. The wrong decision could lead to death or even PREMATURE INDIGO LOSS!!! But don’t worry, unlike crotch blowouts, you can always go back and alter the path of your story to change its result. Good luck!