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Battenwear’s Oxymoronic Active Lazy Shorts

I graduated nearly two weeks ago. I’m subletting an apartment in Brooklyn and, while I know I should probably get off the couch and join the work force one of these days, I’m enjoying the calm before the storm of adulthood. My roommates, on the other hand, work all day, call the landlord, get the lights fixed, as I just sit around and work on my writing.

If you’re also feeling lazy and want to taunt the responsible go-getters in your life, check out the Battenwear Active Lazy Shorts. Part of their Summer Vacation 2017 collection, it’s the perfect choice for kicking back and relaxing this summer (or any summer, really). Made in the USA from a 55% linen 45% cotton blend and finished with an elastic waistband and drawstring, the Active Lazy Shorts will work just as well off the couch and in the outside world. And deep pockets in front and velcro-fastening pockets in back mean that, when you inevitably leave the house for the laundromat, your spare change will stay safely in place.

Available $143 at Superdenim.