Birkenstocks are nice and all, but can you go hiking in those clogs? I didn’t think so. Not that you’d want to in these Unmarked Otzi Sandals either, but should you need to navigate the Ötztal Alps, they’ll definitely serve you well.
In actuality, these sandals are best-suited for a lazy boy lifestyle befitting of Gudetama himself—the ripple outsole just means you can take ’em off-roading. And just because these are lazy egg people shoes, it doesn’t mean they’ve slouched on quality. These bad-ass chinelas use a bovine leather upper with veg-tan leather insoles and copper alloy hardware, and are resolable thanks to a stitchdown construction.
Available in either black or brown, you can find these for $180 at Unmarked.