If I’ve absorbed anything from the new Queer Eye, it’s that everyone needs some gloriously loud patterned shirts in the rotation (à la Tan France). But unlike those sad sacks from the show that need a stylist, you’ve probably got enough good sense and good taste to choose your own collared shirts.

Enter Dr. Collectors, who, by Frankensteining together various vintage Hawaiian designs, made extremely unique summertime shirting options. Each shirt is made up of multiple vintage Hawaiian shirts—some were even indigo-overdyed to add an extra layer of power-clashing pizzazz—and the best part is that no two shirts are alike, so there’s no chance you’ll end up matching with anyone at the Fourth of July BBQ.

The many options are available from The Trading Post LA, each for $209.