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Eat Dust’s Western Spin on Blue Velvet

This velvet East Dust Western Shirt parties. Hard. Like, if this shirt could talk, it wouldn’t be able to tell you what it did last night because it wouldn’t remember what it did last night, and it also would’ve forgotten to close out two separate tabs at the same bar.

You don’t have to party to wear it mind you, just know that it definitely parties on its own. How do I know this? Because velvet has no practical application before 10pm, but it also trumps every other fabric after 10pm. Because that velvet is German-made and is 400gsm, which certainly sounds good. Because of those marble snaps and that midnight blue hue and the slim-ish cut. Because, again, it’s a velvet shirt. 

So would it send incoherent group texts at 4:30am and get really passionate about the cultural impact of Ludacris with strangers and find downmarket casino chips in its pockets at like 10:30am while sweating at brunch? Maybe. (Am I projecting? Also, maybe.) But it’ll look damn good while doing it.

Was that too much? It was, huh. Apologies. But if you have this one in the holiday quiver, you won’t regret it. 

Available for $225 at Standard & Strange.