Eastlogue’s M70 Parka is for the Survivalist in All of Us

Springtime sunshine might make you want to shed your heavy pants and jackets for lightweight alternatives, but the weather can still get sketchy! Even though summer’s nearly here, we need to be prepared for anything!

For the person in your life who insists on being prepared for every eventuality (no matter how unlikely) suggest the M70 Parka from Eastlogue. With a 70% cotton and 30% nylon fabric, this olive green, military-inspired parka is survivalist pornography. With more pockets than you can shake a stick at, (and one on the back) each with functional snaps and sometimes zips too, you can carry all the essentials and more in any weather. If things get crazy, you can always throw up the hood, which has an adjustable drawstring, and if things get really crazy, there’s a snap-in mesh veil too. For mosquito swarms, maybe? I’m not sure.

This made in Korea jacket is the piece you’d want to have with you if you were stranded in inhospitable terrain, or if the zombie apocalypse suddenly happened.

This sick piece of gear is available for $685 at Unionmade.