I could pretend like I’m getting dressed for each day still and establishing a routine and working completely upright out of a dedicated space in my apartment adorned with some office comforts and a second monitor but that would be a gross misrepresentation of the current situation. If I were looking to squirrel away some dignity during these dark times, however, buying these Battenwear Active Lazy Shorts would work well, even if lazy is the only setting option for the foreseeable future.
Made in the USA from a 100% cotton fine twill fabric and outfitted with an elastic waistband and a drawstring, these knee grazers feature patch pockets at the back, deep hand pockets, and a shorter, roomier fit.
Do I wish I could wear these at Prospect Park with a hoodie and some Birkenstock Arizona’s in the coming weeks? So bad. But wearing them indoors, slumped on a couch with an Anthony Fauci jersey up top will have to do for now.
Available for $170 at Battenwear