Crack Open A Christmas Crispy Boi With Foster & Rye’s Army Man Bottle Opener

At ease, soldier! Foster & Rye’s Army Man Bottle Opener is the adult version of a childhood favorite. Don’t quote me on this but seeing as they are made from zinc alloy, not only are they better at opening drinks than their plastic equivalent, they make tougher soldiers too.

Okay here is the boot camp to figure out how to work this thing—step 1:  get a bottled drink (a lot of people miss this part). step 2:  get this bottle opener step 3:  put the butt of the gun on top of the bot—well maybe you put the barrel under the li—or no you use the right boot— no, maybe you throw it and it pierces the bottle? No matter how or what you use one for, it’s going to look awesome doing it. That is.. as soon as it gets freed from the stocking it’s in.

Available for $10 at Milworks