Prepare For Socially-Distanced Spring Picnics With Engineered Garment’s Ikat Shoulder Pouch

I want the vaccine so bad that I’d probably shoot it in my own jugular if that’s what it took to expedite the process, but until that sweet, sweet mRNA is coursing through my veins—preferably not in a self-administered capacity, but I said what I said—all I really have is mild weather on the (preposterously distant) horizon, literally any outdoor activity that goes along with it and accessories that can supplement those activities. This Engineered Garments Shoulder Pouch is that last thing, for those playing the home game.

Made in the USA from an Ikat cotton fabric, this spring-ready, pared-down shoulder bag features a two-button flap closure and an adjustable nylon strap, and clocks in at an incredibly manageable 11.5”x11.5”.

Will this fill the ever-expanding vaccine void in my life? Absolutely not. I would probably commit property crimes to have the privilege of buying a $5 shot-beer combo at The Johnsons or Midway or some other bar with an equally sticky floor, but that’s just not in the cards yet, so things like this bag will have to do.

Available for $135 CAD ($105.74 USD) at Lost & Found