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Hender Scheme’s Safe Socks Come In Creepy Packaging

Anyone who practices safe shoe-wearing knows that socks can be a matter of life and discomfort/athlete’s foot/apartment-filling stink. Though the sensation of raw-dogging your shoes may be tempting, the chances of an STI (shoe-transmitted inconvenience) like a blister are much higher.

Hender Scheme has your back with their Safe Socks, packaged like everyone’s (least) favorite prophylactic and ready to be rolled right over your foot. Made in Japan, the socks are a blend of cotton, polyester, acrylic, a polyurethane for a high-performance piece of trotter protection. Best of all, unlike their inspiration, these socks can be worn more than once and have no expiration date!

Available for $35 at Tempo Design Store