Become a Love Cat With Knickerbocker’s Exclusive Kleman Stompers

Favorite band The Cure? Favorite color black? Constant scowl on your face? If so, you might consider these Kleman & Knickerbocker collaboration Block and Dormance shoes for kicking it with absolutely no one else. Because, if you’re like me (you’re a sad boi/girl/person), quarantine never started, it was always there.

Your mood will be on display in a way that no mood ring can reveal because these shoes are definitively miserable—in the best way possible. One only need gaze deep into the void of their black forms to understand.

The Block style is a loafer style, ready to ash on your Pennies, and for slipping-on and walking around all day. The Dormance is reminiscent of Dr.Marten’s and Red Wing Postmans with three eyelets and a robust natural rubber outsole.

Both shoes feature leather insoles and uppers and Knickerbocker recommends weather-proofing these shoes, and if you’re currently standing under a raincloud like me, you’ll heed their advice.

Available for $215 (Block) and $250 (Dormance) at Knickerbocker